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Dear diary,
I
went to the animal park today and I saw lots of animals. I saw a tiger
and a sheep and a dinosaur and an elephant and a hippobotomus. Daddy
showed me the cows and they were big and silly and smelly. Daddy said
that a long time ago the cows made milk and the human beings drank their
milk!!!! I said I would never drink that milk. I will only drink milk
from biofarms. Smelly cows. Then we went to the cinema and daddy got us
ice cream and I got to see a 4D film! Daddy told them I was old enough
even though I am not, but I am not to tell mummy! I got a pill to
swallow just like the one I get at school and then the lights went off
and then the film started and I got cold when there was on the ice and
warm when things went BANG ! and happy when the goody and his friend
kiss (yuck!) and then I was sick all over my new dress and daddy took me
home.
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